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STALLARD: Tinfoil hats should sell out by Christmas
Man, they sure didn’t waste any time. The morning after Thanksgiving, I dragged my weary carcass out of bed, headed for the coffee pot and turned on my phone. A couple of minutes later, the phone noti... read more
My Painful Quest to Find the Worst Christmas Movie Ever Made
Even ones that are considered classics would've been probably been disregarded years ago if they didn't have Santa hats and Christmas trees ... and runs around throwing out Angel Gabriel quotes while ... read more
Hurricane Dan Still Blowing Hot Air
These are dour times, and if Gunga Dan and Hurricane Dan and What's-The-Frequency-Kenneth Dan want to trade their Afghan robes, yellow windbreakers and enormous tinfoil hats for ... news divisions sho... read more
Car outings offer opportunity to haul lots of gear
You should also always set your tent up in your yard for the first time, rather than waiting until you get to the campground. That way you won’t have angry family members standing around in the dark a... read more
The Comedian Who Loved Himself: Martin Mull When He Was Almost Famous
"I'm still very young, I'm still looking forward to making money, as opposed to trying to maintain some sort of lifestyle by selling out ... about Christmas. "I'm very hard to buy for," Martin says. " ... read more
Remembering the Immaculate Reception
Focus on Sport/Getty Images The Iron City beer will continue to flow, the stuffed cabbage will be kept warm in deep dishes covered with aluminum foil and the ... Baker still has the Immaculate Recepti... read more
Super-Crafty Halloween Costume Contest … vote now!
Thanks for all of your Super-Crafty Halloween Costume Contest IV ... had to sit this one out, but thank goodness my Aunt was in town and is very handy with altering patterns, because, while it may com... read more
Warning: High Frequency
The Ralls abandoned the farm on Christmas ... to wearing an aluminum foil hat. (This works – wrap a cell phone in foil and it will kill the signal.) I met a former world record-holding marathoner, a 5... read more
12 Best Things to Buy at Dollar Stores for the Holidays
Deck yourself out at the dollar store. "Pick the dollar store for your 'ugly sweater' party accessories, like a Christmas light bulb necklace or Santa hat," says ... Dollar Tree sells generic aluminum ... read more
DHS dismisses critics of its plan to assemble a hostility-sorted list of journalists and commentators as "conspiracy theorists"
Any suggestion otherwise is fit for tin foil hat wearing, black helicopter conspiracy theorists ... asked me if I'd consider that selfsame product for inclusion in our Christmas shopping guide. The DH... read more
List of college players skipping bowl games reaches 10
As recently as a couple years ago, when Christian McCaffrey and Leonard Fournette sat out their bowl games, college players skipping bowls was considered unusual, and often came with heavy criticism. ... read more
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Noisey Power Rankings: November 12 - November 16
Maybe a hollowed out American Girl doll with room inside to store a handgun (in case MS-13 shows up at Christmas dinner)? We’re sure the NRA’s team of tinfoil hat dumbshits ... fibbers of the world sh... read more
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