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Millennium Buggery: When things that shouldn't be shut down, shut down

Who, Me? Happy New Year! Because you'll all be feeling delicate, El Reg thought we’d ease your pain with some of our other readers' more technical errors – distraction is the best cure for ... read more

Behind the scenes at Universal's Skull Island

Her lines throughout that are warning you about certain things: that you shouldn't be here, that this is a sacred temple ... But on the left side it's like he's leering down and leaning into the truck ... read more

It May Be Time For Adam Jones To Leave

His ability to shut down receivers is mind-blowing ... it may be time to part ways with the problem. Here’s to hoping things get better for Adam. His talent shouldn’t be wasted. But, Bengals brass has ... read more

EDITORIAL: What are we to make of a big crowd of unruly teenagers?

Several years ago, Navy Pier temporarily shut down during Winter ... “These kids shouldn’t be fighting.” Definitely not. No matter what, there was no excuse for fighting, blocking traffic and hitting ... read more

Star Wars Land Opens at Disneyland This Week. Here’s Everything to Know About Reservations, Rides, and Ticket Prices

But Disneyland guests shouldn’t simply show up at the theme park gates and expect ... demand periods — which could be anytime during the summer — and would then shut down access to the area. Guests ... read more

Dell quarterly revenues down 8% on poor desktop performance

Wall Street analysts were expecting a drop off in Dell's business and they won’t be disappointed, with the company reporting revenues down 8 per cent for the second quarter of the year. Dell blamed ... read more

The #1 Way for Guys to Kill it in Relationship

He shuts off feeling by trying to fix. He’s the solutions guy. He’s super logical. And yet often a woman feels empty with him, wondering, where’s his heart? When she talks about how she’s feeling down ... read more

Reynolds: Do we even own things anymore?

In Gilbert’s case, the catch is that Google will shut down his device ... you may buy things from them, but you’ll never really own anything. So long as they control the software — and the Bill ... read more

When there is conflict over care, everyone loses

Common sense is needed in this debate. The idea of Red vs. Blue reminds me of the gangs and their fights. We have our elected representatives and they shouldn’t be fighting like street gangs — what ... read more

Tom Holland is really bad about spoiling Marvel movies

You sign up for a lot of responsibilities when you act in a major franchise, and part of your job is to keep your mouth shut about what happens in each ... t find it as cute as we do. It probably ... read more

“Portlandia” stars: Why we tease the cool kids

Maybe it shouldn’t be surprising that the smartest sketch comedy show on ... Carrie Brownstein: I know, we're going to shut it down. It's a conspiracy. I hate pickles, so I want it to stop. It’s a ... read more

City attorney sues Millennium Tower developer — says buyers duped

Essentially, Millennium Tower buyers were sold a lemon, Herrera said in announcing the suit. “Part of my responsibility as city attorney is to protect San Francisco residents and taxpayers from unfair ... read more