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Shooter clips Popeyes worker over chicken price

A man jonesing for Popeyes chicken shot a worker in the leg when he deemed the price of the fast food too pricey. Now, cops are searching for the gunman and released a video of the shooting. The incid... read more

BREAKINGVIEWS-3G chews over next big move with side of nuggets

Fresh from withdrawing Kraft Heinz's $143 billion bid for Unilever over ... Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen. Restaurant Brands International is offering $1.8 billion for the maker of the Bonafide Chicken me... read more

Don’t Force Your Sports Fandom Onto Other People’s Kids, You Asshole

Years and years ago, I was working in an office and I asked one of my co-workers if ... the manger comes over with this serious look on his face. I thought he came to his senses and I was busted. My h... read more

Behind the Scenes With Victor Oladipo, the NBA's One-Man Musical

Victor Oladipo’s flight was scheduled to land in L.A. at 11 ... He’d eat sushi from Katsuya and chicken from Popeyes. He’d ride in enough Mercedes Sprinters to fill a presidential motorcade, protected ... read more

Ranking the top 20 sports moments of 'The Office'

Anyway, on to the top 20 sports moments in The ... gold medal made of paper clips and an old yogurt lid?" — Ryan Office sports: Michael, who is awful at basketball, sets up a game between the warehous... read more

Read a Transcript of the Final Presidential Debate

They work hard ... 4 percent… TRUMP: Over a 10-year period. WALLACE: … growth is unrealistic. And they say — you talk a lot about growing the energy industry. They say with oil prices as low as they a... read more

Zach Lowe on trade market for Minnesota Timberwolves Jimmy Butler

The three teams on Butler's preferred list -- Brooklyn, New York, and the Los Angeles Clippers, per ESPN's Adrian Wojnarowski-- might engage Butler in something of a game of chicken ... Minnesota over ... read more

The Case of the Inappropriate Alarm Clock (Part 3)

But at other times, highly romanticized and often over-wrought. Was Evans interested in simplicity ... Now, if Agee is going to point out 10 paper clips in the bottom of the shaving mug, he’s not goin... read more

Sports On TV: The Brady Bunch’s 20 Greatest Sports Moments

I’ve included applicable clips when possible ... a cheerleader over to his house and makes her do routines silently while he takes thousands of pictures. Today, a simple unsolicited Facebook friend re... read more

3G chews over next big move with side of nuggets

Fresh from withdrawing Kraft Heinz’s $143 billion bid for Unilever over ... Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen. Restaurant Brands International is offering $1.8 billion for the maker of the Bonafide Chicken me... read more